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<title><![CDATA[hahahaha]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Remember when I thought my shitty stories deserved their own website devoted to them? Remember when I spent a week writing the website from scratch, then converting all my stories to formats that could go on it?<br /><br />Remember when I used to write stories?<br /><br />Hahahahahahha.<br /><br />How cute.<br /><br />How fucking cute.<br /><br />Abandoning your dreams you dirty fuck, what's wrong with you.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 09:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A Few Site Updates]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I really dislike the new News page, but it's alright, I'll live with it. Whatever asshole decided it would be a brilliant idea to use CuteNews for the news on this site instead of something reasonable like Drupal or something was obviously insane.<br /><br />Anyway, some tweaks to the way things look, and I did a somewhat major overhaul of the behind-the-scenes page structures and such. No more clunky iFrames on the site whatsoever! What a great accomplishment. I feel fantastic.<br /><br />Also I added the first ten pages of my <a href="http://www.onepageperday.com/">One Page Per Day</a> story. It's called Disjointed Thoughts and it is <a href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/disjointed.php">here</a>. Alright, fantastic, awesome.<br /><br />There are also a couple really shitty things I added from awhile ago, I think. I'm really not certain.<br /><br />ALSO, categories on the Stories page! That's something new, huh?<br /><br />Alright. Cool.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 10:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Some New Stories]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[One about <a href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/batman.php" target="_top">Batman</a>! One about <a href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/closure.php" target="_top">the Brotherhood</a>! One about a crazy <a href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/inu.php" target="_top">Japanese guy</a>! And a sonnet about <a href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/mandj.php" target="_top">Morgan Pengelly and Jordyn Reeser</a>!<br /><br />AHHHHHH!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 18:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Mysteries of Harris Burdick]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<A href="http://hrsbstaff.ednet.ns.ca/davidc/6c_files/documents/mysteries/divmysteries.htm">This.</a><br /><br />I did <a href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/rug.php">this one</a> for Writers Workshop last year:<center><br /><a href="http://hrsbstaff.ednet.ns.ca/davidc/6c_files/documents/mysteries/underrug.htm"><img src="http://hrsbstaff.ednet.ns.ca/davidc/6c_files/documents/mysteries/Harris%20Burdick/underrug.gif" width="50%" target="_top" border="0"></a></center><br /><br />Also, <A href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/sansserif.php" target="_top">this story</a>, written when I was six years old.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 05:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[I don't remember this story!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In Writers Workshop last year there was this thing we did where we were supposed to close our eyes and imagine we were sitting under a tree with someone on the other side, telling us a story. We were supposed to figure out who it was and what the story was about.<br /><br />I had, like, eight different storytellers, among them Mr. T.<br /><br />But anyway, I stumbled upon <a href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/willow.php" target="_top">this</a> story that I wrote, and I actually really kind of like it. I also don't remember it at all, but isn't that just the way it goes?<br /><br /><a href="http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/willow.php" target="_top">http://stories.tameswashere.com/stories/willow.php</a>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Starting the Site, Perusing old Notebooks]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Well, Hello.<br /><br />So I've been working nonstop recently on this website. Honestly, the code is terrible and I hate it. It is clunky and stupid and clunky and I hate it. It's tacky and I hate it. And there are a lot of iframes. Google is going to hate it.<br /><br />But anyway.<br /><br />I've also been going through my old notebooks looking for stories to upload, been typing a bunch from my Writers Workshop class last year with Ms. McCarl (who was fantastic, seriously). I think eventually in the list of stories the WW stories will be separated, but for now it's all just one big mass.<br /><br />So, yeah.<br /><br />Love,<br />Benjamin]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
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