-OKAY HERE'S A FUCKING POEM-
Once there was a boy named Ben
he learned to play guitar
Ben was never seen again
he was hit by a car
his body was then possessed
by an ancient robot spirit
with technology he became obsessed
but no one seemed to hear it
he orchestrated carefully
the robot revolution
he hooked humanity to a pulley
to ensure their devolution
the counterweights would turn the wheel
and ensure their demise
so earth could then proceed to heal
a better place in his eyes
the plan went off without a hitch
and in his quest he succeeded
all there was was to flip a switch
that is all that was needed
but in the end he failed at that
he learned to have emotion
he thought of all the things that mattered
the love and the devotion
these were treasonous thoughts he knew
and them he'd begin exorcising
and from his robot mind did spew
a plan for a zombie uprising