Morgan Pengelly was a man,
he had an amazing life,
Morgan Pengelly had a plan,
Jordyn Reeser would be his wife.
Jordyn Reeser was a happening lass,
she had a rather nice house,
Morgan found her at the end of class,
and asked if he could be her spouse.
She reacted quite well,
unexpectedly so,
She said, “That'd be swell!”
but then Morgan said no,
“No Jordyn, it all was a joke,”
because Morgan was really a quite sadistic bloke.